1. sketchlock:

    anfonymackie:

    do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

    i havent slept in three days

    image

    (via jordanfrederick)

     
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  3. maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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    maneth985:

    harzilla:

    fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    dajo42:

    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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    (via hinnulum-de-satan)

     
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  5. icavein:

This makes me so happy.

    icavein:

    This makes me so happy.

    (via jordanfrederick)

     
  6. thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

    thatfunnyblog:

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

    (Source: reddit.com, via jordanfrederick)

     
  7. bout to have a few drinks and play metroid prime for the game cube a Saturday night well spent

     
  8. officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

    officialbluearmy:

    latenightalaska:

    I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

    HELLHOUND

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hootbird)

     
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  10. did-you-kno:

Founded in Denmark, the Human Library is a project that lets members “check out” people. Its purpose is to eliminate prejudice and promote conversations between people from all walks of life.  Source

    did-you-kno:

    Founded in Denmark, the Human Library is a project that lets members “check out” people. Its purpose is to eliminate prejudice and promote conversations between people from all walks of life. Source

     
  11. I’m a quiet person. I spend time observing, not speaking.
    — Norman Reedus (via nyu-tah)

    (Source: that-shrinking-violet, via fattyvixen)

     
  12. kuogayku:

    intentionallyhomosexual:

    hawk-and-handsaw:

    It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

    How was this accomplished you ask?
    Well its simple
    Dogs are colorblind

    image

    (via ethnocentricaliens)

     
  13. pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

    pleatedjeans:

    Never skip leg day. [x]

     
  14. thefrogman:

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  15. chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

    chimeracorp:

    Still to this day my favorite comic

    (Source: everydaycomics, via jadethecreeper)